Friday, August 29, 2008

In case you've forgotten...

...I still have a mad crush on Dr. Greg House. Who cares if he's fictional? He's still dreamy.

Calling all Republicans!

Sarah Palin? Really?

What do you think? Good or bad choice?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What? There's a convention going on?

Forgive me, friends. I took yet *another* vacation. And for a week I was without Internet. I'm only now getting over the DTs.

My family came to town and simultaneously destroyed my house and goodwill. But we're now back to regularly scheduled programming. What have you all been up to?

If Madonna jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge...

"I just don't understand why any gathering of more than four females immediately turns into a discussion of what kind of plastic surgery everyone plans to get."

"C'mon, you can't tell me you never considered having something done."

"Actually, no. We do enough to make ourselves feel bad about our bodies. Talking about bigger boobs and tucked tummies in front of our daughters, for Crissakes, is just wrong. We are a total disgrace to our gender and, frankly, it's boring."

"Madonna's had work done."

"Madonna has also posed in Playboy, published her own sex book and still likes to flash her crotch at people at 50. I don't see everyone lining up to do that."

"You never know. They might if they actually get the plastic surgery."