Wednesday, December 27, 2006

I changed my mind.

*THIS* is the perfect Christmas gift.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05349/622923.stm

"I thought it would add that extra sparkle to our marriage"?!?! What the hell is she going on about? Why can't she do what the rest of us do for a little more virgin sparkle -- just lie on the bed, eyes closed, missionary position with knees as close together as possible, with a few winces of pain while whispering, "What time did you say your mother was coming home again?"

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