Thursday, March 01, 2007

Conversation with SGT Crankypants.

"She's just a bitch."

"That's nice. Tell me how you really feel."

"Just one of these women whose biological clocks are ticking so frickin' fast they can't see straight."

"Did you see the article in the NY Times about how men have a biological clock, too?"

"No, and I don't want to. It's just nonsense, pure and simple. Propaganda to make you women feel better about your uteruses drying up and make us feel bad for not giving a shit."

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