On preparedness.

45 minutes until our company's FRG meeting and the phone rings.

"Hey, did you by chance get the keys to the conference room?"

"No, I did not."

"Why not?"

"Umm, I don't even know if I can get the keys. I never get the keys."

"Not true. It's your job."

"Since when?"

"Since I forgot today and now have to figure out an alternate venue for our meeting."