"I have to pee."
"But we just stopped for gas."
"That was, like, an hour and a half ago."
"But we stopped. And you could have peed then."
"I didn't have to then."
"Is that my fault?"
"Is it my fault that my bladder is not synced up to the car's odometer?"
"This is a BMW. Everything else is connected to the odometer -- there's got to be a way to get your bladder on board."
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