Monday, April 30, 2007

On respective marriage roles.

"CPT Dick, have you seen those claim papers?"

"No."

"I had them on Friday when we went down to JAG. I just can't seem to figure out what I did with them afterwards. I don't even remember taking them out of the car but I've checked and checked and they are not there. Any ideas?"

"I have no idea, babe."

"Then can you maybe help me retrace my steps? What did we do after we got back on Friday?"

"Ummm, honey, whenever I need to retrace my steps I rely on you to remember that kind of stuff."

"C'mon, you can do better than that. This is important!"

"Exactly, which is why if I were in your position, I'd totally be calling my wife right now."

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