So there's hurling and then there is runsing.

My son's projectile vomiting has evolved into serious diarrhea and even more projectile vomiting. I was up all night cleaning up his bed, four sets of weather appropriate jammies, the floor around his bed, the toilet, the floor around and leading up to the toilet and his poor, wittle bottom.

Never let it be said that this kid is an underachiever.