Ewww.

"Babe, have you seen the kitchen scissors?"

"Umm, are those the black-handled ones?"

"Yes."

"They are in the bathroom."

"What the hell are they doing in the bathroom?"

"I used them to trim my pubes."

"What?! Gross! Why the hell did you use those scissors? Those are kitchen scissors. I use them to cut meat and veggies, for God's sake."

"Well, how appropriate that they've now been used to cut near meat."