So, like, I know there is a lot of uglification going on here.

But I still can't believe I used to be in love with Christian Slater when I was a teenager.

This is a still from his new movie, "He Was a Quiet Man." And I know there's a good bit of make-up on. He's having his go at the Charlene Theron/Nicole Kidman ugly make-up path to Oscardom. But even so, it's all too easy to recognize him. It's like the creepy Chester-the-Molester dude was always in him, even when he was the hottie in "Healthers," just waiting for the right time to come on out.