Sunday, January 07, 2007

On the existence of God.

Overheard at the PX:

"You know what would be cool? If, like, Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were really lesbians. Like the crazy, kinky kind of lesbians that like to lick chocolate and shit off each other. And you know, if they made their own sex video and it was totally hot. And then, if that video got out on the internet or something and, like, I could download it for less than 10 bucks, I'm telling you, man, I'd know there was a God and he loved me."

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