Thursday, February 01, 2007

Avoiding the dark side.

"Baby, why is there a lightsaber in the dish rack?"

"You say that as if there were something weird about that."

"No, I'm just morbidly curious why it's there. Did a Storm Trooper get loose in the kitchen? I don't see anything to suggest that. Nor do I see any telltale sign of that practice-sphere-whatchamacallit, so I guess you weren't doing drills. Perhaps you just needed the Force to give you strength enough to clean the kitchen last night?"

"And what if I did?"

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