Hope there isn't any real news this week.

Because Paris goes free today.

And per PerezHilton.com, the cameras are already setting up outside the Lynwood Detention Center.

I can't do it again. I mean, she was in jail for about 20 days. For breaking her probation. This ain't news. And it's certainly not worthy of a Larry King interview.

And so I ask you all, in the hope that the media will get the message that this is not important enough to continue to cover, and more selfishly, for my own sanity, to boycott King's show, avoid news outlets that follow Paris home from jail, and please just let this story that is so not a story die.

Please.

And barring that, write to your local news bureau and request that they start covering the Anna Nicole story again. At least that was interesting.