WOMAN 1: "She's the COL's third wife."
WOMAN 2: "Seriously?"
WOMAN 1: "Yeah, I think it's hard on some of the field grades because they knew him back in the states when he was married to number two."
WOMAN 3: "That's right. J. accidentally called her the last one's name and, whoa Nelly!, the COL came down hard on him. He asked J. how hard it is to remember a goddamn name. Well, I'd like to know how hard it is to keep a goddamn wife."
WOMAN 1: "You said it."
WOMAN 4: "Y'all are being too hard on the COL. You don't know what is happening behind closed doors. I'm sure there is a good reason that his marriage ended."
WOMAN 2: "Yeah, like Mrs. 2 caught him in bed with the future Mrs. 3."
WOMAN 1: "You can't be defending him."
WOMAN 4: "Sure, I can. Three wives is nothing. I'm my husband's fifth wife."
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Haha! I think this was a scene from Army Wives.
ok. . . . and are you going to fess up on which role you played in that conversation? [grin]
ouch. . . . all the way around.
I wish it were a scene from Army Wives! I was just an innocent bystander and overheard this at a spouse's luncheon. And when I did, I just wanted to take the woman aside and ask, "Fifth wife?! How the hell does that happen?"
Totally LMAO!
I just KNEW we were oldfashioned... I keep telling DH... 30 years. JEEZ, No One Stays Married that long!
5. dang, he never heard of "dating"?????
LAW
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