Friday, September 28, 2007

Tag, I'm it.

A Soldier's Wife called me out on her blog to reveal 7 things about me. Sadly, I can no longer think of anything all that scintillating but here goes nothing.
  1. I was once arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after a gang of girls jumped me and a couple of girlfriends in the restroom of a bar. The deadly weapons were beer bottles that lined the floor and sinks that had broken in the scuffle. All charges against me and my friends were later dropped after the cops got a look at the security camera.
  2. I love to work-out to really cheesy pop/dance music. I own a Britney Spears CD just for this purpose.
  3. I once wrote a letter to a movie critic who said that he had trouble watching "Bridget Jones' Diary" because he was distracted by how large Renee Zellweger's butt had gotten. I told him in the letter that I thought she never looked better (as well as cast some aspersions to his moral and heterosexual character). I received no response.
  4. I wear boyshort underwear now. Pantylines be damned -- I am too old to be parading around in a thong.
  5. Back in high school, I created a list of the top 100 things I want to do before I die. I only have 11 left. It's either time to off myself or write up a new, more creative list.
  6. I'm a pretty bad military wife. I still can't really read a uniform even after taking all those damn AFTB classes. I guess I'm just not applying myself.
  7. I am no longer allowed to visit PetSmart on weekends because I had a nasty habit of bringing strays home. At one point, we had no less than 7 pets in a very tiny house. Ironically, right now, we actually have no pets at all.

I don't know if that's revealing or not. You know, of more than me being a wacko.

4 comments:

prophet said...
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Butterfly Wife said...

Um, #5. Wow. That's amazing. Must be time for a new list. No sense offing yourself when you seem to be having such a good time. ;-)

CaliValleyGirl said...

I really enjoyed this! You sound like a load of fun!

A soldier's wife..... said...

Oh, ouch....that was painful....me calling you out and all...lol.

So lets see what we have in common....yeah the arrest thing...I usually got away :D

I like cheesy music too...come on, consider what I listened to in High School and beyond....


I dig the 100 things you want to do before you die...I'd like to know what you have not completed yet :D

I hate thongs!

You need a pet....we took a cat to Europe...got a stray kitten there....she was the dumbest thing imaginable....but I just told people she was German, she didn't understand English....and she only meowed in German....I had a few ppl ask me what that sounded like.....I just laughed and raised an eyebrow at them....

Thanks for playing with me.....and I do agree, Renee Zellweger looked awesome in Bridgett Jones...much better then Chicago!