"I wish they made chewing gum for vaginas."
(My mind is still swirling this one. Did she have that not-so-fresh feeling? Was she looking for assistance with her kegels? Was she looking for some kind of fixer to keep intruders out? Or something infinitely more sinister? Honestly, it was all I could do not to go up and ask her what the hell she meant by that).
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I'm still scratching my head....who the hell says crap like that?
People are so weird....I'd have to say I would have been equally wanting to know what she meant by that simply because it would be bothering me not to know, because I'm nosey.
~ASW
Sometimes I chew gum to keep myself from eating. If her husband's deployed, maybe she's got the same idea. Sort of.
Oh Lord, that is funny!
LOL! I clicked on over here, hoping to find you with your classic humor. And of course, you did not fail. :D
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