This goes beyond "What would Jesus eat." This week, Steve Reynolds, a pastor in Annandale, Virginia preached "faith-based dieting" to his flock. And the money quote from him:
"About 40% of you need to lose weight. When you love potluck more than God, it's serious."
It's only a matter of time before the military chaplains start running with this trend. And if the outcome of that is that there are no more cream cheese brownies at our FRG potlucks, I'm going to open a serious can of whoop-ass.
After all, I do have an abundance of ass to be used.
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