Well, I guess headline inflation is an international phenomenon.
I headed to Der Spiegel newspaper today to read German reports about the G8 summit. And they were there. But along with them, in the top headlines, was this story -- "Bigger Than They Think: Scientists Reassure Men Worried About Penis Size."
The gist? Umm, if you think you have a small penis, it's actually probably average-sized. So you don't have to buy one of those Austin Powers-approved Swedish penis pumps or practice imperial domination in your spare time just to feel up to snuff.
On second thought, perhaps the decision to print this story today didn't have something to do with the guys at the G8 after all.
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