Watch out, Perry. There's a new man about town.

I've already admitted to my serious crush on Dr. Cox. But I've found that, of late, my affections have strayed to a new man.

To Greg House, MD.

Sure, I hear you. What's so different? Another doctor. Another curmudgeon. And most importantly, another fictional television character. I know I have a problem. But he's just so dreamy, I cannot resist.

So, Perry, I know we had something special. We still do. But you know the old saying -- if you love something, let it fantasize about an older British actor for a while. And if it returns to you, be sure to suggest a hypothetical threesome. Or something like that.